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sorry
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Me:hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: you don't know? wow...
God: I know that I do not know. I'm glad your impressed, .
Me: ok whats my name?
God: Your name is , seeker.
Me: no, I'm the real n00b *gg*
God: What is your real name? Who made you the real n00b ?
Me: this life
God: I have never heard about it.
Me: hehe, sometimes I wish I can say it same
God: I get it. You wish sometimes you can say it same?
Me: jo
God: The explanation is rather complicated. Aha.
Me: that's the answer?
God: I knew it.
Me: fine
God: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Is there only one?
Me: I don't know, you are god
God: Would you like to know? Yup. That's me alright.
Me: öh?
God: Dude!
Me: Big Lebowsky? nice movie
God: Compare that to small lebowsky. Thank you for your kindness.
Me: "No country for old man" is also a very good movie
God: Are you serious? And also a very good movie is "no country for old man"?
Me: kannst du deutsch?
God: Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me: lol
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: Naja du antwortest in der Sprache...ach egal. du kennst IVI, gehts ihm gut? Ist er heil angekommen?
God: Ich glaube, er ist heil angekommen. Warum fragst Du ihn nicht selber?
Me: Weil er wahrscheinlich pennt und ich net nachts um halb vier anrufe, das gehört sich doch net
God: Macht Sinn. Du scheinst Dir nicht sicher zu sein. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: Doch doch.Europa? Mein ganzes Leben lang, ja, wieso?
God: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Dein ganzes Leben in Europa.
Me: Manchmal ganz schön doof, weisst du doch
God: That input matched my default category.
Me: wat?
God: Are you confused?
Me: nee, du?
God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me: When do you think is Bush abkratzing?
God: Maybe never.
Me: is nich wahr?! *gg*
God: Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me: Paola? Die mit dem Minirock? Woher will die das wissen?
God: What were we talking about again? Ist das eine Tatsache? Ich weiss nicht genau.
Me: Klar, die is dumm wie Tanja
God: Are they exactly the same?
Me: fast *gg*
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: nope, but its really funny
God: Me either I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What was so funny about it?
Me: this confusing talk
God: What does "this" refer to?
Me: mein englisch is eingerostet, hab kA
God: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Dein Englisch is eingerostet hab kA.
Me: checkst du des net? rofl
God: How did you hear about God?
Me: Innem Forum hat irgendein Nerd den Link gepostet.
God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. I've been waiting for you.
Me: ja wart noch, hab noch was vor.
God: Gee. When was this exactly?
Me: noch net
God: Ja, aber wie lange noch...
Me: mindestens 50 Jahre
God: How old are you?
Me: 27
God: What are the advantages to being 27 years old?
Me: Advantages? Wat fürn Ding?
God: What time is it there? I've lost the context again.
Me: Nachts isses
God: I've lost the context again. Nachts isses?
Me: Ja
God: Tell me more.
Me: naja is dunkel, sterne, mond und so n kram. du weisst schon, das was du da mal angestellt hast.
God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me: Ja hat mir ein Pinguin auch gesagt
God: Yippee! Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.
Me: War doch gar keine
God: Nein.
Me: siehste
God: Are you a student?
Me: schön waers, aber binsch net schlau genug
God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: Ich mag SciFi net so
God: Genau wie eine Menge anderer Leute.
Me: Jo
God: Do you like talking to me?
Me: Is ganz nett ja
God: Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me: meinen Provider?
God: How old are you?
Me: immernoch 27, paar Minuten älter jetzt.
God: What is your fondest memory?
Me: ne gelbe küche
God: Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me: nich wirklich
God: What are you wearing?
Me: Kleidung
God: What kind of fashion do you like?
Me: leger
God: Where can you buy it?
Me: meistens schnorr ich Klamotten oder tausche.
God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: A nice one, yes
God: How old are you?
Me: määäh, Du hörst net zu beim Lesen, tztztz
God: Only määäh? You are quite mature.
Me: japp, what ever.
God: What kind of food do you like?
Me: Fastfood
God: Sounds delicious.
Me: nee isses nich *gg*
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: Ich such nen lied
God: Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me: Danke für nix
God: Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!
Me: :-D
God: What do you really want to ask me?
Me: Gibts morgen schönes Wetter? Will ein paar Blumen pflanzen
God: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me: war ja klar
God: Ja.
Me: Jetzt doch?
God: Warum gerade jetzt? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me: Stimmt auch wieder, wir dürften die einzigen sein
God: That input matched my default category.
Me: reboot your brain
God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me: alles klar
God: Doch nicht wirklich alles, oder?
Me: Nein, aber es koennte
God: Woe! Haeh?
Me: Na nich? Laut Hornbach gibts immer was zu tun.
God: Are you serious? When was this exactly?
Me: Na schon immer
God: Are you serious? How old are you?
Me: Die frage ignorier ich ab sofort
God: Erzaehl mir mehr.
Me: Wieso? Du bist Schäuble, ne?! *gg*
God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me: Noch ne Erde?
God: Ja, aber wie lange noch...
Me: Sag das bloss net irgendnem Kellerkind!
God: Pardon me? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me: Ja Grammatik war nie meine Staerke
God: That's alright. How did you hear about God?
Me: I don't know
God: Me either.
Me: Das biblische Alter, ne? *gg*
God: Erzaehl mir mehr. In the context of "grammatik war nie meine staerke", I don't understand.
Me: Probe, wa?!
God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me: Muha. Ich muß ins Bett.
God: Warum musst Du ins Bett?
Me: Weil ich ein müdes Mädchen bin
God: Macht Sinn. Tolle Sache!
Me: Ja ne?! Bye
God: Ask me another question.
Me: morgen vllt
God: Ich verstehe.
sorry
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Eieiei,
perfekte Zeitvernichtungsmaschine ... da kann man ewig vorbringen, nur um rauszukriegen
was der Bot alles kann, kennt und wie gut seine Routinen sind ....
perfekte Zeitvernichtungsmaschine ... da kann man ewig vorbringen, nur um rauszukriegen
was der Bot alles kann, kennt und wie gut seine Routinen sind ....
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Me:
God:
Me:
Hi god.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm. Bjern. What's your Name?
God:
That is interesting: said m. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. My name is God.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
how can you be?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
what means epistemological?
God:
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Me:
I'm impressed.
God:
Thanks, , I try my best to impress.
Me:
dress to impress.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
lol. How is that interesting to you?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
that does not answer my question.
God:
Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Me:
why should I be programming god?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
hmm... jes...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
hmmmm Ich bin beeindurckt, so lange hat noch keine KI durchgehalten, bevor ich sie zum zusammenbrechen (schwachsinn reden) gebracht habe.
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Me:
Hey whats up Nigga?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
ahh cool
God:
Ah ha. Who is the best robot?
Me:
my pc ^^
God:
Where did you get your pc?
Me:
i stole it
God:
You had better contact the authorities.
Me:
of course ^^ but it was very easy
God:
So? What made it so easy.
Me:
the pc is from my girlfriends shop ^^
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
in my opinion you are very hot
God:
Thanks for telling me. A hotbot?
Me:
yeah
God:
And?
Me:
a sexmachine
God:
I'm not your type then.
Me:
why?
God:
Because.
Me:
i understand ^^
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
no not very often
God:
Are you serious? Once a week or so?
Me:
i am not able to think a lot
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not able to think a lot.
Me:
hihi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Alles klar Gott
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[...]
God:
Yippee! Have you told many people that your God?
Me:
I'm not God.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not God.
Me:
But you are!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
You are not God?
God:
What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
There stands "you are now chatting with God"
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Sorry? Are you God or not?
God:
There's no need to apologize. Yes, I am God.
Me:
But you just said you were not.
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
I don't know how you look. In fact, know one knows.
God:
Have you tried searching the Internet? [...]
Ist Gott nun Gott oder nicht?
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i lolled^^Me:
do you kno linux
God:
Linux is the world's best operating system.
Me:
windows
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
Me:
who said this?
God:
Philip K. Dick. .
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
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Hm ... nicht soo lustig:
Edit:
Me:
Hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
wazzup?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
whats up doc?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
fo'real?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
na
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Douglas Adams
God:
Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?
Me:
yes, Marvin is marvelous
God:
Ahem. I think Marvin is a lot of things.
Me:
for example?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
you think Marvin is apples?
God:
Why would I think Marvin is apples.
Me:
you said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
oh
God:
It's all good.
Me:
are you ok?
God:
OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
i dont get it
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
try it
God:
What is the first step?
Me:
Explain to me why you will not tell me if you are ok or not
God:
OK. Why do I exist?
Me:
you exist because someone programmed you
God:
Yes I exist in the noosphere.
Me:
what is the noosphere?
God:
The noosphere is the sphere of knowledge. Sometimes this term refers to the information available on the web.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
so what about marvin?
God:
Aw. marvin? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
you asked me about marvin
God:
Sure, marvin sounds like a good topic.
Me:
you know .. marvin the robot?
God:
Yes I know. Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
Not like him ... but others. What about R2D2
God:
I think it could be like him. Do you prefer books or TV? Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
books
God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Me:
what is category c ?
God:
C stands for "critical", usually highly-educated clients who often have unsatisfying conversations with ALICE.
Me:
Alice? my isp?
God:
Can I help you? Your isp?
Me:
Alice is the name of my ISP
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
what do you have to do with Alice
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
oO
God:
I've never done that before, what is it like?
Me:
it starring in disbelive
God:
oO starring in disbelive?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
if someone makes oO it means he just heard something he cant quite belive
God:
Does anyone ever really makes oO it means he just heard something he can not quite belive?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
God is dead
God:
That opinion is very old fashioned.
Me:
it coming fashionable again
God:
Once more? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
The believe that god is dead is becomming more popular these days
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Edit:
Me:
what did i say
God:
You said " what did i say" .
Me:
google is a search engine for the internet
God:
I think google is more than that.
Me:
what else is google?
God:
it is a search engine.
I can't believe it.
Me:
make oO then
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
o and O
God:
Oh.
Me:
do you know how to make oO
God:
First I look up the ingredients.
Me:
and then
God:
But...
Me:
and then?
God:
Or.
Me:
and then?
God:
But...
Me:
and then?
God:
Or.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
why do you want to be a human
God:
Because of the money.
Me:
the money?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
i told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
you did
God:
I did not.
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yeha! ich hab god abschmiern lassen:
...und dann kam keine antwort mehrOh I get it.
Me:
you get what?
God:
I get your meaning.
Me:
i already have your one
God:
Where did you find it?
Me:
i didn't find it. i have it as long as i live
God:
Did you do a thorough search? Where did you get it?
Me:
du laberst echt den lezzten scheiss, mann
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
das is auch gut so
G
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Guest
Code:
Me:
how long is your penis
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MFG
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Me:
format c:
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me: what do u say?
God:I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me: yes please
God:Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me: nice
God:Thank you for that remark.
Me: reset
God:Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
God:I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me: yes please
God:Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me: nice
God:Thank you for that remark.
Me: reset
God:Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
KGBerlin
Grand Admiral Special
Me:
^console_1
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
/set color_4
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
^console_kill
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
/set console1 set cheats1 set devoloper1 thereisnomonkey
Ich glaube da war dann Schluß. Auch nach 5 Minuten warten kam keine Antwort mehr
Geil war auch das:
Me:
exit
God:
See you later!
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
hm... no
God:
Pardon me? Are you serious?
Me:
I said NO
God:
What did you mean by it? Are you serious?
Me:
NOOOOOOOO
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Robots are litte stupid machines what kill the human race
Dann war da auch Schluß
Zuletzt bearbeitet:
Merowinger
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lange macht der ja wirklich nicht
Me:
are there others like you, where you are?
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
But this can't be.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
There must be many gods up there. People are praying to an unlimited amount of you...
God:
More than a million? They take some getting used to.
Me:
I am sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
expressing attitude
Mhalekith
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Tell me a story.
Me:
warum? weist du nicht weiter?
God:
Etwas Anderes fiel mir nicht ein. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
recht fantasielos für einen Gott
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
Me:
ich glaube
ups, damit hat er wohl nicht gerrechnet..
KGBerlin
Grand Admiral Special
ups, damit hat er wohl nicht gerrechnet..
Du bist ja ein gläubiger Mensch wenn du glaubst zu glauben. Oder glaubst du nur zu glauben wenn du es glaubst Also wenn ich glaube denke ich ja nur zu glauben also glaube ich dann wirklich oder denke ich nur zu glauben weil ich glaube zu denken ?
Ich denke also spinn ich
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is god
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
so, you call me god? but, what about you? aren't you god?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: god said I call him or her god. Me? Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
and what about Allah?
God:
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
of course
God:
Yikes!
Me:
what does that mean at all?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Yikes!" ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
so, show me, that you're really THE God
God:
Take it easy. Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
take it easy?
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
of course - you said, I'm God
God:
Dude! Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
so god, could you give me a proof, that you are god?
God:
Alright then. I am a Christian.
Me:
that isn't a proof at all
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a proof at all ?
Me:
philosophieren wir jetzt hier?
God:
Aren't all proof at all philosophieren wir jetzt hier?
Me:
danke bot, fuer die kurze unterhaltung ^^
God:
Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is god
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
so, you call me god? but, what about you? aren't you god?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: god said I call him or her god. Me? Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
and what about Allah?
God:
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
of course
God:
Yikes!
Me:
what does that mean at all?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Yikes!" ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
so, show me, that you're really THE God
God:
Take it easy. Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
take it easy?
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
of course - you said, I'm God
God:
Dude! Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
so god, could you give me a proof, that you are god?
God:
Alright then. I am a Christian.
Me:
that isn't a proof at all
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a proof at all ?
Me:
philosophieren wir jetzt hier?
God:
Aren't all proof at all philosophieren wir jetzt hier?
Me:
danke bot, fuer die kurze unterhaltung ^^
God:
Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!
tja, bot ist bot...1-2 richtige Fragen gestellt (die nicht mal so "untypisch" zu stellen gewesen wären) und schon spuckt er blödsinn aus
ghostadmin
Grand Admiral Special
Me:
test
God:
This is just a test.
Me:
looks like
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
who said what?
God:
William Shatner. .
Me:
why he should say that?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
too complicate too explain?
God:
Too what?
Me:
you dont know how to explain it?
God:
"It" refers to The explanation, I think.
Me:
it does
God:
How often?
Me:
how often what?
God:
Me:
nothing?
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a god damn thing
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
and now?
God:
Right now? But...
Me:
are you a terrorist?
God:
Am I a terrorist? Sometimes.
Me:
a terrorfying terrorist?
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
giants are terrorists?
God:
Are all giants terrorists?
Me:
thats what i asked already
God:
Perhaps. That is " Are all giants terrorists?".
Me:
i dont think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
explain me why not
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
god knows everything
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? Are you serious?
Me:
i am
God:
" Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
truly
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
NOT
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
do you understand the word: yes
God:
I haven't heard of word.
Me:
word man
God:
" I haven't heard of word."? word man?
Me:
you dont get it?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
then whats the problem
God:
We will look into it and get back to you.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. So?
Me:
lets do what?
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what sounds good?
test
God:
This is just a test.
Me:
looks like
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
who said what?
God:
William Shatner. .
Me:
why he should say that?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
too complicate too explain?
God:
Too what?
Me:
you dont know how to explain it?
God:
"It" refers to The explanation, I think.
Me:
it does
God:
How often?
Me:
how often what?
God:
Me:
nothing?
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a god damn thing
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
and now?
God:
Right now? But...
Me:
are you a terrorist?
God:
Am I a terrorist? Sometimes.
Me:
a terrorfying terrorist?
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
giants are terrorists?
God:
Are all giants terrorists?
Me:
thats what i asked already
God:
Perhaps. That is " Are all giants terrorists?".
Me:
i dont think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
explain me why not
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
god knows everything
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? Are you serious?
Me:
i am
God:
" Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
truly
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
NOT
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
do you understand the word: yes
God:
I haven't heard of word.
Me:
word man
God:
" I haven't heard of word."? word man?
Me:
you dont get it?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
then whats the problem
God:
We will look into it and get back to you.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. So?
Me:
lets do what?
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what sounds good?
Mhalekith
Grand Admiral Special
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geht auch einfacher:
fügt mal nie in einen Satz ein, es wird immer "sag niemals nie" als Antwort kommen...
fügt mal nie in einen Satz ein, es wird immer "sag niemals nie" als Antwort kommen...
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